anonymous on 4. May, 2015 — Lang: English
No one will ever know my secret identity.
Hi! I'm a chicken. Would you like to know why I crossed the road?
You're not a chicken.
Yes I am!
No you're not; you don't look anything like a chicken.
That does it wise guy! You just opened a big ol’ can of chicken induced pain!
Could someone who wasn’t a chicken do this? Huh? Could he smart guy?!
Ah! Okay you win! You’re a chicken! You’re a chicken!
Hmm…kind of an empty victory.