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Some Jokes #12

rukowski on 27. Jan, 2015 — Lang: English

Some Jokes #12
  • This strip is a reply to Say No Kids, Teste, unikorn



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    My pig was unwell last week.
    But he got better after he was dry cured.

    Just got the results for my socialism test.

    Full Marx.

    I was watching porn with the wife and she complained "This is so unrealistic."
    I said, "Just because you're unwilling to try new things, doesn't mean everyone's that frigid."
    "Not that," she explained, "It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks."

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    Oscar nominations.
    Mohammed for Best Picture.

    My mum said, "You treat this place like a hotel!"

    She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'.

    I only have one word for women who look at me like I'm some kind of sex object...


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