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Skyrim: I used to be an adventurer like you...

DylMan62 on 5. Feb, 2014 — Lang: English

Skyrim: I used to be an adventurer like you...
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    Please note I did not come up with the idea from this comic, the dialouge is from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim and it has made epic headlines. This funny version origionates from youtube and is hillarious! I got the idea from there. Once again I cannot stress enough I DO NOT OWN the idea of this and I got the idea from youtube and Skyrim.

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    Good day guardsman, 'tis a beautiful day for adventuring!

    I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee...

    Yes and - wait - what?!

    Now my cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

    Wait...you...
    used to be like me? And one arrow stopped you???

    Do you have ANY f****** idea what it is like out there?

    I've been burned, slashed at, frozen and shot at, sometimes ALL AT ONCE!

    And it's not just wolves i have to deal with, wizards, vampires, bandits, sometimes wizard vampire bandits

    The other day, I was talking a stroll along the river and this bloody plant, started moaning at me, I had to pick it!

    And just when I can put my feet up, there's always some great nob who's got some mundane errand for me!

    Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to stop that...shouting, it's making people nervous.

    I'm sorry it's just sometimes it all gets to me and I just need to...let it out...

    No lollygaggin'

    FUS RO DAH!!!

    Tags:
    funny, amazing, epic, game.
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