Me walkin and see a phenominon that ive never seen. About a guy tryin to get laid who apperantly had lots of self control and was able to hold in the fact that he was drunk when he was flirting.
Me walkin around
When I walk Past a bar and see these two
You could tell he was hitting it off
Damn Girl U Fine
Can i get your digits sure
I just kept walking when all of the sudden i saw...
Him ask her home
Once she got in the car
Lets go to my place
He walk around the back and threw up a lot for like twenty seconds
Then continued to the car like nothing happened
DID NOT JUST HAPPEN
Over the months I though about what to call what I saw and I came up with a logical conclusion
LIKE A DICK