Created for the skeptics of the JREF Forum
You say you got a really terrible bruise in yesterday's wrestling match? Well, let's take a look.
We'll have to amputate immediately. Nurse—fetch the biggest saw we've got!
That's a nasty pseudocystic squirrel you have there!
Not what the Greco-Romans had in mind!
Does this mean they're pinned now?
Doctor of Medieval Surgery