Ok. The next order of business is the application for sovereignty for...Lockslyvania
So tell us...why should we recognize your island as a country?
Because I already have a flag!
Hang on...we need to discuss this.
We can't just let her have a country.
But she has a flag! We have no choice!
Ok...the UN officially recognizes the nation of Locksylvania. So, what will you do next?
Easy: I'm going to the Olympics!