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Govenrment can't fix the problem because government is broken. They are owned in full by the gun lobby.
Transcript
ExpandWhy, you NRA guys are not good citizens at all! I'm gonna call my elected official and tell on you!
Go ahead! He's right over there!
Gun control? Whoa--hold on there missy!
Gun store owners like Tom over there are just small businessmen. He owns 25 stores--he's just like you and me!
And he employs some moms and pops. That makes them mom & pop stores. That's as American as apple pie!
If you're against those then you're against America. If you're against America then you must be a Commie. Or a terrorist!
So stop being a Commie terrorist and stop asking for gun control!
By the way Tom, I got your latest campaign contribution check. Thanks! Oops...I mean my Super PAC did!
Naturally I can't control that money which will be used to buy an addition to my house. That would be illegal!
I'm feeling frisky. Want to go shoot something? Then hit the strip clubs?
Ok, but you're buying!
Don't I always, Congressman?
The answer my friend is that the NRA will win.
The answer is the NRA will win...
Comments
Guns don't kill people
Na-Uh!
I kill people
With guns
Uh-Huh!
(not really it's just a song)
The people own guns should definitely be restricted. Nothing will probably be done about this, though, because the government's ONE AND ONLY job is to SPEND ALL of our money STUPIDLY.
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Unfortunately, term limits just encourages short-timers who are corrupt from the start and owned in whole or in part by some wealthy backers. They know they aren't making a career out of it so the goal is to cash in as fast as they can and do whatever they need to do to "earn" that money. See: Scott Walker, Governor of Wisconsin.
Kudos for tackling this, by the way. It's good to see serious well-done strips.
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