A business meeting that serves as the launching point for a new comic strip about morons in the workplace.
Gentlemen, I think we all know why we're here.
We may have to lay someone off. So the question you should be asking yourselves is, "What have I done for you lately?"
I'm just the janitor.
Sales are low. Expenses are high. The budget is tight.
Well, what are we selling?
You're an idiot.
I only came because I thought there was cake.
We should lay you off. I peed on the wall and it was there for three days.