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  in which we apparently learn that god has a wife.

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  My mutant power is that I’m attracted to crazy or messed up girls and they’re attracted to me.
  
  Your mutant power should be having bad luck.
  
  That’s not a mutant power, that’s just god’s way of saying, “fuck you for sleeping with my wife.”

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  funny, skull, sausage, god, wife, sleeping, sex, luck, mutant power

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