Janey Godley tells you how to keep your relationship alive!
people often ask how I keep sex alive after 32 years of marriage...
the truth is, My husband and I like to video chat.
So I Shout... "GET BACK FROM THE CAMERA OR I'LL TORCH YOU, YA RETARD "
I tell them I sleep with other people... No I just Jest, though it is difficult when we're apart.
He Gets very close to the camera so all I can see is one big eye...
... and then he does step back... and he's a cyclops...
DANCE FOR ME FREAK!!!!