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Roll Call

terwallace on 17. May, 2012 — Lang: English

Roll Call

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    The gang's all here, and no one knows how!

    All I can tell you is the events of the missing 48 hours may or may not have altered time, space, geographical boundaries, marital status and bar tabs.

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    Ok, here's what I know. 48 Hours ago, you came up with an idea for Whiskey Soaked Bacon, correct?

    Yes, and I recall it being quite yummy.

    Indeed. And I'm reasonably certain there's nothing illegal about that.

    There's basically NOTHING illegal about cooking.

    Which raises the question, how the hell are we in jail? What exactly did we do?

    Well, we were cooking large amounts, which meant we probably had large amounts of whiskey...

    And I doubt we used it all for cooking.

    Plausible. Likely even, though you'd think we'd be hungover like a wolverine.

    I am strangely chipper this morning, though again, memory is still kinda fuzzy.

    I get the feeling we're not the only ones involved here. You'd better do a headcount.

    Good call.

    Mongo?

    This place needs bigger beds.

    Asshole Neighbor?

    I have a name you know! I mean, I think I do...crap, what is my name?

    Great. I'm in jail and I can't remember my name. This is why I hate you people.

    Mummy?

    Ugh. The last time this happened, I woke up mummifed in a pyramid somewhere in Giza.

    Huh. what the hell is that Mummy doing here? Coulda sworn I hated that guy.

    Apparently we got over it?

    Not just him, the Neighbor's here too.

    I guess whiskey makes friends of us all.

    And bacon has a similar effect.

    Tags:
    Wesley, Zombie, Mongo, The Neighbor, Mummy, Whiskey, Bacon, Jail
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  • God
    Flamingdeath 29.6.2012
    If you wake up with tons of people you hate and you're all in jail.......you've just become drunk family.
  • God
    Maoriman 22.6.2012
    THere is some type of time warp thingy going on here I reckon...
  • Emperor
    Horatius 22.5.2012
    Well we ended up demolishing a bottle of Honey Jack on Saturday....it's quite good!
  • Legend
    terwallace 18.5.2012
    Horatius I'm totally using "The Great Whiskey Bacon Adventure!"

    Also, was thinking regular jack, or maybe even a bourbon. May have to try the Honey Jack though.
  • Emperor
    Horatius 18.5.2012
    The guys at the bar (TGATB) say that Honey Jack Daniels would work great......
  • God
    cirkuz 17.5.2012
    thats the power of whiskey!
  • Emperor
    Horatius 17.5.2012
    The girls are letting them rot for not inviting them on The Great Whiskey Bacon Adventure.
  • Legend
    terwallace 17.5.2012
    @35Sheep: That's a good question, and one I'm still pondering the answer to...

    @Noonie: Of course there was more than whiskey...Bacon was involved too! ;)
  • God
    35sheep 17.5.2012
    Where are the girls?
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 17.5.2012
    Somehow, I don't just think Whiskey was involved. Call me paranoid.
  • Wizard
    USA1940 17.5.2012
    cool

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