Epic Rap Battles Of History: Mr.T VS Mr. Rogers
I pity the fool who tries to step the Clubber Lang. Call me B.A Biceps, 'cause I crush your whole gang. Bring Tuesday, Friday, and Little Trolly the Train, and watch me dip their ass in gold, and wear'em like a neck chain sucka! I choke you with your own sweater sleeves. You couldn't even beat me, in the Land of Make Believe punk! I will Mr.T bag you, in the closest cementery, nobody is gonna miss you, 'cause all your friends are imaginary!
Hi there neighbour! I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes, I'll be rocking sneakers 'til this battle is over. So I don't get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers. I like you just the way you are, one in a milion, but it looks like the barber gave your head a brazilian. I'll pity your neck Mr. gold chains, you got too many, the only gold I keep is on the shelf, in my Emy's. I'll teach the whole world full of children I can tell, you call yourself T 'cause you're too dumb to spell!
Who are you calling dumb fool? Mr.T only needs one letter! Hello? It's for you, Bill Cosby wants his sweater! You're a 40 year old virgin, in a dumpy ass house. I got Hannibal, Murdock, and Face to stomp you out. The only pussycat, you've ever seen is on Henrietta sucka! And Mr.McFeely, delivers you more than letters, so before you come to battle, with your PBS crap, how 'bout I call upo CPS about the kids on your lap? Fool!
Watch what you say, kids love me more than lunch, I'm not the one with my face on some wack ass Captain Crunch. When my plans come together you won't even see it coming, I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings. I'll say this once Laurence, I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the fuck out of my neighborhood!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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