Epic Rap Battles of History Parody: Gengis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
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How you're gonna battle? I invented Hip Hoppin'. My little tail's swingin' and my big ears floppin'. The Easter Bunny baby, I deserve to be arogant, you ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian. Ohhh! What you're gonna do? You got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu. The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China, watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it up right on your vagina!
Come on! Your bunny ass is about to feel the Wrath of Khan. Silly rabbit! You'll need more than luck, you've got to giant ears but can't hear that you suck. I drive the mongol horde, your army is weak. What? You're going to attack me with a posse of peeps? I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat, then butcher your family, and make a new coat.
Take it easy, baby, no need for this meanness, we should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus! I give people candy, you just like to pillage, why you don't get out of my face and go back to your village?
From Poland to Korea I ravaged the land, now my DNA is in dudes from New York to Japan. Ha! Easter? My ass! You're not in the Bible! You're a fluffy bitch mascot from Hallmark in denial!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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