Epic Rap Battles of History: Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown, so take a seat Steve. Oh! I see you've brought your own! What's with your voice? I can't frikin' tell, you sound like Wall-E having sex with a Speak & Spell. I'll school you anywhere, MIT to Oxford. All your fans will be like "mmmm.. that was Hawk-ward" Im as dope as two rappers, you better be scared 'cause that means Albert E equals mc squared. (E=mc2)
You've got no idea what you're messing with here boy, I got 12 inch rims in my chair, that's how I roll ya'll, you look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll. I'll be stretching out the ryhme, like gravity stretches time, when you try to put your little p-brain against this kind of mind. I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dog of science, I'll be dropping mad apples on your head, from the shoulders of giants.
I'm those giants whose shoulders you have stood on, if you could stand! I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand. You can't destroy matter or me, for serious! Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole of your black hole theory was!
There are ten milion, milion, milion, milion particles in the universe, that we can observe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making. I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan, and while it's true that my work is based on you, I'm a super computer, you're like a TI-82. Ohhh!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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