On the plus side, whether the food is good or bad, it'll be entertaining no matter what.
Alright folks! As things heat up here on Non-Copyrighted Kitchen Battle, Let's take a moment to introduce our judges!
First of all, me, the Mighty Wes! And I promise you, despite the facte that Zombie's one of my best friends and my daughter Felicia is helping him, I remain 5% unbiased!
This may come as a surprise, but I like food. A lot.
Up next we have Mongo, the IT Vampire! His qaulifications are kinda obvious!
And just so we appear unbiased, we invited our asshole neighbor!
If the tv execs would let me, I'd be flipping you off so hard right now.
And to REALLY mix things up...THE GIRAFFE!
The Giraffe Exists on Cheetos And Souls.
And there you have it folks. Non-Copyrighted Kitchen Battle will return after this break.
And stay tuned afterwards for the nightly news.
Because based on our judges panel, we'll probably be on it!
So just pretend I am...'cause man am I thinking about it!