In the style of the HISHE series on YouTube, here's my take on a plausible ending to the recent adaptation of the ghost story 'The Woman in Black'...
Sir... go back to yer son! Love 'im! Cherish 'im!
Don't worry, ma'am, I shall, just as soon as I've finished my business in the sinister isolated house with a disturbing past.
I am, however, grateful for what I can only assume to be general advice on parenting, judging by your frantic manner and haunted demeanour.
No! There's a crazy ghost lady who haunts the house and kills children, as can be proven by a wealth of first-hand evidence!
Well, I'm glad you told me, I'll get home right way. Something awful could have happened.