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Dead Baby

ourWorld_Online on 10. Mar, 2012 — Lang: English

Dead Baby

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    Please don't bash me about this. Just carry on if you have nothing nice to say.

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    What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

    A baby with a punctured lung.

    How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

    The dog plays with it more.

    How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

    You nail its other hand to the floor.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?

    There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

    DISCLAIMER:

    I love babies. And in no way do I promote the killing or harming of babies. I'm completely

    against the abortion and the abandoning of babies; however I find dead baby jokes incredibly hillarious.

    What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

    You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a tree?

    One is legal to hit with an ax.

    How do you make a man pregnant?

    Stick a baby up his ass.

    What gets louder as it gets smaller?

    A baby in a trash compactor.

    What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

    Art.

    More soon . . .

    Tags:
    dead baby, funny, jokes, art, ferrari, ourWorld_Online
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