Please don't bash me about this. Just carry on if you have nothing nice to say.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.
I love babies. And in no way do I promote the killing or harming of babies. I'm completely
against the abortion and the abandoning of babies; however I find dead baby jokes incredibly hillarious.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an ax.
How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a baby up his ass.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
More soon . . .