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Some Jokes #10

rukowski on 25. Feb, 2012 — Lang: English

Some Jokes #10
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    BBC News "Dutch prince 'may never wake up'"

    I'm sure there must be a solution. Probably something involving dwarves and a kiss

    Mandela 'stable after operation'

    Got to be better than a cell.

    "Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."

    Looking back, I think that was the main reason why I got arrested so quickly after the rape.

    I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I completely shit myself.

    I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia.

    My Boss is such a typical Jew,

    If you come into work late, he docks your pay,

    If you come into work early, he charges you rent.

    I was walking through the park this morning when I noticed what seemed to be a small child slouched in a bush.

    As I got closer I could see that he was no older than 3 or 4 and that he was half naked.

    Taking a deep breath in and preparing myself for the worst I grabbed hold of his ankles and slowly pulled him out into the open.

    "Do you fucking mind?" shouted a voice from behind him, "My son is trying to have a shit!"

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