This strip is a reply to Zoltar's Bad Trip, Ruko Generator, Esprit De Corps, Online, OWNED, Stop Censorship
BBC News "Dutch prince 'may never wake up'"
I'm sure there must be a solution. Probably something involving dwarves and a kiss
Mandela 'stable after operation'
Got to be better than a cell.
"Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."
Looking back, I think that was the main reason why I got arrested so quickly after the rape.
I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I completely shit myself.
I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia.
My Boss is such a typical Jew,
If you come into work late, he docks your pay,
If you come into work early, he charges you rent.
I was walking through the park this morning when I noticed what seemed to be a small child slouched in a bush.
As I got closer I could see that he was no older than 3 or 4 and that he was half naked.
Taking a deep breath in and preparing myself for the worst I grabbed hold of his ankles and slowly pulled him out into the open.
"Do you fucking mind?" shouted a voice from behind him, "My son is trying to have a shit!"