Zoltar, how you could have so big dick ?
Because I know one trick - everywhere you go you just scream: AAH ! and your dick get bigger !
So John go to work and he was so happy, that he know he can have big dick . Sudenlly his boss meet him an ask:
Hey John do you wanna see photo of my daughter ?
So John get fired and he went at home, where was his girlfriend ..
I have something to make you hapy !
.. but sudenlly she bitted ..
.. so John went to the escarpment ..
Why life is so big bitch ?
Bird !! I hate birds !! AAH !
.. and gravity make its work !