Far far away there was bad Santa Claus - his name was Santa Zoltaus !
He hated everything ...
That's not true - I like nice ladies !
.. and this bad Santa Zoltaus came to the town ...
.. to listen to bad kids and their wishes !
Comme to me my cute children !
I wanna everything on the Earth !!
I'm Santa Zoltaus not your bitch - keep out !!
SUCK MY DICK !
I like you, my boy !