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Shadowhunter: a Brief

MJardin on 29. Nov, 2011 — Lang: English

Shadowhunter: a Brief
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    A transparent method of exposition known as 'Gertzing.' It is called this after the actress Jamie Gertz in the move TWISTER. Her only function in that movie was to make expositional statements that kinda sounded like questions so the tornado-hunters could explain what was going on to her (and the audience)...So I Gertzed all over you.



    Let me see if I have this right...

    You travel through space and time using arcane secrets stolen from evil sorcerors...

    Aye, sirrah.

    You've sworn a fearsome oath to pursue your foes beyond the end of the universe...

    Oui, monsieur.

    Jawohl, mein herr.

    You wield an enchanted sword of terrible aspect whose power can barely be contained...

    And you hunt down and destroy... Shadowmen...

    Bet yer wallaby's bum, mate.

    Needless to say, I also visit my wrath on all those who ally themselves with these abominations.

    Needless to say, the expositional device has taken a sinsiter turn.

    Needless to say...

    Shadowmen, Shadowhunter, Gertz
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