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May Thinks Green

Johny_Whooof on 31. Oct, 2011 — Lang: English

May Thinks Green

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    Today I've decided to do an important statement. It's about ecology and possible dark future of mankind. So please read closely and think about it.

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    May Thinks Green

    Good day ladies and gentlemen. I would like to explain you how things work in world of ecology

    These are cows from behind. These are in fact asses of two cows. And cows eat grass, as you can see bellow.

    But it ain't so simple. Grass produces oxygen, O2, which is breath by most of living beings on the Earth, including cows.

    This is a molecule of methane, which is a gas, product of cow's diggestive system and very potent greenhouse gas.

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    This is our planet, the Earth. The Earth is shielded by the atmosphere which protects us from being killed by cosmic radiation, metheores, sun rays and AIDS.

    But in the case that the greenhouse effect will burn our atmosphere... The Earth shall turn into the Hell!

    And of course our atmosphere is made of oxygen (and some other gas), not of methane. Which makes oxygene = good and methane = bad.

    And everyone knows that oxygen is produced by plants through the photosynthesis. Produced by plants INCLUDING the grass and everything what is being eaten by cows and other herbivores as sheeps, goats and vegetarians. Herbivores eat plants which means they prevent the production of oxygen. But furthermore they event want us to stop eating other herbivores which means they want us to let them to produce the methane.

    Methane cumulates, atmosphere disapears, we all die by many painful deaths.

    So to the point. Think about this circle of gas and you will for sure found out that vegetarians are terrorist who want you dead. And event tries to presuade you to help them in this evil-doing.

    Vegetarian

    Look at them. See? No difference! Eat meat, think blue, preserve the mankind by eating meat and leaving grass alone. Therefore we can survive as a race, we can survive as the dominant of spechies.

    Terrorist

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    Save world

    Eat
    meat

    Tags:
    May, Thinks, Green, Ecology, Earth, Atmosphere, Cow, Grass, Herbivore, Death, Terrorist, Oxygen, Methane, Molecule
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