CAUTION: Makes Me Think causes senility and impotence 100% of the time.
Wow, a real superhero!
The headdress inspires confidence.
Yes, Defeatist Dog is here. Worry not, citizens.
So how are you gonna stop my insane landlord from murdering us?
Yes, do tell.
Murdering you? Whoops. I thought you were having a property dispute. Oh, man, I'm such an idiot. I'm way in over my head, now.
No! Don't lose confidence Defeatist Dog!
I'm worthless, worthless, worthless!
This is getting better.