when i was wee... my dad told me this story. i only recently found out that he had stolen and adapted it from the scottish soldier in the BBC program Dad's Army. this is for them :P
For Brian - My Dad :D
This Is A Story About An Old, Empty Barn
Inspired By My 'Hilarious' Dad...
And Of Course The Scottish Guy From Dad's Army!
Brian Must Go Get The Ball...
But what would be inside?!
Brian!? Brian!? Wake up!
You went into the old empty barn!!!! What was in it!!??
Nothing!! It's Empty!! LOL