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Stock Elements, Stock Quotes

Horatius on 22. Aug, 2011 — Lang: English

Stock Elements, Stock Quotes
  • Description

    Not those kinds of Stock Quotes!

    This strip is a reply to "stock elements" Contest



    In quantum mecahincs, measuring position first and then measuring momentum does not have the same outcome as measuring momentum first and then measuring position...

    ....the act of measuring the first property necessarily introduces additional energy into the micro-system being studied, thereby perturbing that system.

    So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.

    If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
    If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.

    Then out spake brave Horatius,
    the Captain of the Gate:
    "To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh soon or late.

    And how can man die better
    than facing fearful odds,
    For the ashes of his fathers,
    And the temples of his Gods?

    Where's Waldo?

    Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo ... Where's Waldo?!?!

    WHERE'S WALDO!!?!?!?!?!?

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  • bluesockmonkey 24.8.2011
    Very fun! spake the sock monkey...
  • 35sheep 23.8.2011
    And where IS Waldo, when you need him???
  • 35sheep 23.8.2011
    Deep ...
  • Horatius 23.8.2011
    It's a perspective change!

    All great art is mocked!

    Alas, so is all crappy art......
  • Flamingdeath 23.8.2011
    is he spinning or something?
  • OccamsRayzor 23.8.2011
    I took my car to a quantum mechanic. It goes really fast now, but I don't know where it is.
  • Horatius 22.8.2011
    All the quotes come from Wikipedia pages on the respective topics....except the Where's Waldo ones, of course!

    1: Quantum Mechanics

    2: Sun Tzu's The Art of War

    3: The Lays of Ancient Rome: Horatius

    That last one is my favorite, which you might have guessed.... ;-)

    edited by owner

  • NeoChomik 22.8.2011
    i like it for some reason
  • bobette37 22.8.2011
    HA! Good one! Faved!

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