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The Story of Cubercules !

Zoltar on 22. Aug, 2011 — Lang: English

The Story of Cubercules !
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    For Baalmoloch contest !
    Starring : Cubercules as himself, Baalmoloch as Baal the sage and Zoltar as the Narrator/Bodyguard.

    This strip is a reply to ZOLTAR Interactive Strip !, "stock elements" Contest, stock objects, FLAME TEST, Fontanarrosa`s (stock elements contest), CARONTE'S Boat Ride !, Flame test #2, River Styx, Caronte Sings Soul

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    Hello, I am Zoltar, and I am here to read to you a new, fantastic story :
    "The Story of Cuebercules !"
    And now, let's go inside this fantastic book a la TRULULULU' style !

    TRULULULU !

    Cubercules was a small guy, everybody in his village of
    Morning Wood was making fun of him, yes, even the stupids ....

    I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A POTATO CHIP !

    NO ! CRUSH HIM LIKE AN ANT !

    And Cubercules ran like
    he never run before
    (because he had NO legs !)

    He run and run, until he found a part of th wood where he never been before ! There lived an old sage, BAAL ....

    What happened to you boy?

    People in my village want to beat me up !
    I am too small to defend myself !

    Take this magic rock !
    Go to the lake nearby, toss it in the lake and the magic fish will help you !

    And so Cubercules took the magic rock and was on his way to the lake when suddnely .....

    Give me your money, Bitch !

    An evil Goblin ! Cubercules tossed the rock on his face, the knife flown in the air and killed the Goblin !

    After killing the goblin, he stole from his pocket 100 gold coins, with the coins he hired Zoltar as bodyguard and nobody bothered him anymore!
    THE END !

    EHEHEH !!

    Can't
    touch me !

    Tags:
    Zoltar, Baalmoloch, Cubercules
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