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The Story of Cubercules !

Zoltar on 22. Aug, 2011 — Lang: English

The Story of Cubercules !
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    For Baalmoloch contest !
    Starring : Cubercules as himself, Baalmoloch as Baal the sage and Zoltar as the Narrator/Bodyguard.

    This strip is a reply to ZOLTAR Interactive Strip !, "stock elements" Contest, stock objects, FLAME TEST, Fontanarrosa`s (stock elements contest), CARONTE'S Boat Ride !, Flame test #2, River Styx, Caronte Sings Soul

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    Hello, I am Zoltar, and I am here to read to you a new, fantastic story :
    "The Story of Cuebercules !"
    And now, let's go inside this fantastic book a la TRULULULU' style !

    TRULULULU !

    Cubercules was a small guy, everybody in his village of
    Morning Wood was making fun of him, yes, even the stupids ....

    I WILL CRUSH YOU LIKE A POTATO CHIP !

    NO ! CRUSH HIM LIKE AN ANT !

    And Cubercules ran like
    he never run before
    (because he had NO legs !)

    He run and run, until he found a part of th wood where he never been before ! There lived an old sage, BAAL ....

    What happened to you boy?

    People in my village want to beat me up !
    I am too small to defend myself !

    Take this magic rock !
    Go to the lake nearby, toss it in the lake and the magic fish will help you !

    And so Cubercules took the magic rock and was on his way to the lake when suddnely .....

    Give me your money, Bitch !

    An evil Goblin ! Cubercules tossed the rock on his face, the knife flown in the air and killed the Goblin !

    After killing the goblin, he stole from his pocket 100 gold coins, with the coins he hired Zoltar as bodyguard and nobody bothered him anymore!
    THE END !

    EHEHEH !!

    Can't
    touch me !

    Tags:
    Zoltar, Baalmoloch, Cubercules
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Comments

  • thecomedyhen 19.8.2012
    that is awesome
  • CheeseYAY 5.11.2011
    Hahaha!
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    @Dodge Exactly !!! ........ :P
  • dodgeviper 23.8.2011
    lol what if his gold coins are no more :-)
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    @Kio nope! No sequel ! :P
  • Kio 23.8.2011
    Haha, Nice Story! ^^ I bet there will be no sequel ? ;)
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    @Zim I know ! Mee too :P
  • zim_ulator 23.8.2011
    I find it odd that Carl Jung never wrote of this classic mythos.
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    THANKS WICH !! :)
  • wich 23.8.2011
    Beautiful fairy-tale : ))
  • begbie 23.8.2011
    Đavoljev unuk nema pojma o pjevanju..;)
  • begbie 23.8.2011
    nieto del diablo no puede cantar! Lol
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    FUN-tastic ! :)
  • begbie 23.8.2011
    Hi-ho, lad, don’t you make me mad,

    I’m the devil’s great grandson.

    And I’m doin’ my best to tame the west

    With my great big forty-four gun

    by Bob Nolan
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    NOOOOOOO!!! PORQUE???? :O
  • begbie 23.8.2011
    Nieto del diablo chupa el culo!
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    ;D
  • sulegnA 23.8.2011
    LOL!!! yo tambien contrataria al nieto del diablo!!
  • begbie 23.8.2011
    Lol...
  • Zoltar 23.8.2011
    I know! I just used your coment as an excuse to promote Helgor Dito adventures ! :P
    EHEHEHEHEH !!! :D

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