Neochomik-chan, i respectfully submit my contest entry for your consideration.This strip is a reply to BUN-FU CONTEST
Pupils, today your task is simple...
And you, stupidest of my pupils?
He blew all of the sand away!
Sensei, I shall cross over the garden upon a silk rope!
Sensei, I shall vault over the garden upon a tall pole!
You will stumble and fail.
You will tumble
Somewhere there is the sound of one hand clapping.
...You must cross the sand garden and leave no footprints.