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Little Johnny Needs to Use the Restroom

mdaukulis on 16. Jul, 2011 — Lang: English

Little Johnny Needs to Use the Restroom
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    So you see children, Christopher Columbus discovered America in 1592...

    Mrs. Dickinson!
    Mrs. Dickinson!
    Mrs. Dickinson!

    What is it now, little Johnny?

    Only three more hours until happy hour, Rose...Only three more hours until happy hour...Only three more hours until happy hour...Only three more hours until happy hour...

    Mrs. Dickinson, I need to take a piss!

    Little Johnny! That is NOT the proper word to use, especially with your teacher! The correct word is urinate.

    I will allow you to go to the bathroom, but only if you use the new vocabulary word in a sentence correctly.

    You're an eight, but if you just had bigger tits you'd be a ten. Now can I go now?

    No dice, kid.

    Little Johnny, Funny, Classic Joke, hilarious, urinate, teachers
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  • NathanTo 23.7.2011
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  • one_t 16.7.2011
  • bluesockmonkey 16.7.2011
    evil child!!! ; P
  • calm 16.7.2011
    In fourteen hundred ninety-two
    Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

    He had three ships and left from Spain;
    He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.

    He sailed by night; he sailed by day;
    He used the stars to find his way.

    A compass also helped him know
    How to find the way to go.

    Ninety sailors were on board;
    Some men worked while others snored.

    Then the workers went to sleep;
    And others watched the ocean deep.

    Day after day they looked for land;
    They dreamed of trees and rocks and sand.

    October 12 their dream came true,
    You never saw a happier crew!

    “Indians! Indians!” Columbus cried;
    His heart was filled with joyful pride.

    But “India” the land was not;
    It was the Bahamas, and it was hot.

    The Arakawa natives were very nice;
    They gave the sailors food and spice.

    Columbus sailed on to find some gold
    To bring back home, as he’d been told.

    He made the trip again and again,
    Trading gold to bring to Spain.

    The first American? No, not quite.
    But Columbus was brave, and he was bright.

    I think I'd have little Johnny copy this until he learned some manners! :-)

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