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Little Johnny and Animal Sounds

mdaukulis on 7. Jul, 2011 — Lang: English

Little Johnny and Animal Sounds
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    There are many animals that make different sounds. For example, can anyone tell me what sound a cow makes?

    A cow goes, 'Mooooo'!

    Very good! Now can anyone tell me what sound a duck makes?

    A duck says, 'quack'.

    Brilliant! What about a pig? What sound does a pig make?

    A pig goes, " Get out of the car, @$$hole. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be held against you in a court of law..."

    Yes, Susie?

    Yes, Hannah?

    Yes, little Johnny?

    Tags:
    Little Johnny, classic joke, funny, pig, cop, teacher, class
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  • chuloman 14.7.2011
    hahahahaha!!!
  • azeri 9.7.2011
    Ahahahahah)))
  • Zoltar 8.7.2011
    AHAHAHAhAhAHAHHA!!!! FAVS !!! :)
  • Flamingdeath 8.7.2011
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FAVED!!!!!!!!!
  • cirkuz 8.7.2011
    i smell bacon!

    edited by owner

  • bluesockmonkey 7.7.2011
    heyyyyy--some of my best friends are cops! (not gonna tell you how we met)

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