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The Real Zombie Apocalypse, Part 4

Horatius on 1. Jun, 2011 — Lang: English

The Real Zombie Apocalypse, Part 4
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    So, did that mean all the Zombies were dead?

    Well, of course not! I'm here, aren't I? People still died, and came back as Zombies.

    Did people keep running around shooting them?

    No, even humans realized having yahoos running around giving headshots all the time was a wee bit dangerous.

    Those who expected to deal with recently-deceased people learned to adapt to the "Z-Situation" as they called it....

    Hello ma'am, you called 911 for some paramedics?

    Yes, I think my grandfather over here is having a heart attack!

    Okay, you know the drill! Get the ZKG on his head, and I'll start CPR

    I'm on it!

    Uhm, excuse me...


    What is a "ZKG", and why did you strap it to his HEAD, when he's having a HEART attack?

    It's the "ZombieKardioGram". It monitors his vital signs, in case he dies on us.

    Then what happens?

    If it detects him flat-lining for more than 90 seconds, it automatically shoots spikes into his brain, preventing Zombification!

    Oh, well that's just prudent. Carry on!

    Prudent, but boring, if you ask me.

    Well, that's what happens when you put civil servants in charge of killing Zombies.

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  • Flamingdeath 14.6.2011
    yes,let the paranoid ex-army folks handle it.
  • 35sheep 4.6.2011
  • terwallace 2.6.2011

    Still, I'm torn. On the one hand, that is an absolutely genius idea! On he other hand, those civil servants have to take all the fun out of it!

    Also, I think I've found a reason why she has the magnet. More on that later.
  • Maoriman 1.6.2011
    Damn you civil servants, first tax and now this....
  • SnakeYukin 1.6.2011
    Of course a child would find that boring.
  • bluesockmonkey 1.6.2011
    bureaucracy kinda takes all the fun out of it...

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