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ExpandOK SEE, I WAS TOTALLY COOL ON PAPER WHEN I WAS BORN BUT THEN I SOMEHOW GOT A TOTALLY GAY SIDEKICK THEN THERE WAS THAT REALLY LAME BUT HILARIOUS TV SHOW.
THEN TIM BURTON AND JOEL SHUMAKER GOT AHOLDA ME AND THINGS JUST GOT WORSE!
SO NOW I FINALLY GOT A DIRECTOR WHO GETS ME AND EVERYTHING'S BITCHIN' AND TOTALLY SOLID NOW!!!!
LIFE IS SHWEEEEET!!!!!
GET ME OUTTA THIS TOTALLY LAME-ASS BLOATED WEST SIDE STORY CRAP AND GIMME A REBOOT WITH THAT CHRISTOPHER NOLAN GUY ALREADY!!!!!
I'VE BECOME SO GODDAM GAY THAT I CAN BE PLAYED BY TOBY MAGUIRE FER CHRISSAKES!!!!
STAN LEE'D BE LIKE POWER-SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE
IF HE WERE DEAD!!!!!!!
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP MR. KUBRIK!!!!
I'M THINKIN' BELLA LUGOSI!!!
THEY'RE BOTH DEAD!!!
PERFECT!!!!!
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