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Some Jokes #2

rukowski on 8. May, 2011 — Lang: English

Some Jokes #2
  • This strip is a reply to Some Jokes, L'escadron du papier, Peek-a-boo, Ace Of Spades

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    Did you know if you chop a horse in two and then bang the two halves together it sound just like someone riding a coconut.

    Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English:
    They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement"
    They say "pants" we say "trousers"
    They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers".

    I call my weed the Qur'an, because when you burn that shit, You get stoned.

    I hate being bipolar, it's fantastic.

    Little Jimmy was admitted to hospital yesterday after having 6 toy horses lodged up his butt
    The doctors have described his condition as stable.

    Just watched the Bin Laden video of him watching himself. That looks like a man in a desparate need of a four-way extension lead & cable tie.

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