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THE BATTLE OF GILL GYE AND THE FUNGI KILLER!!

Deltorax on 1. May, 2011 — Lang: English

THE BATTLE OF GILL GYE AND THE FUNGI KILLER!!
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    What are you doing? That's our garden!!!!

    Big Brother!!! He's destroying mommy's stuff

    No warry, kidz. I'm a profizzional. I'm only exzturminatin thee funguy. I'm frum the footure, wheere the funguy have deestruyed our home. My Name is Stenley Schwarstfregger.

    No, way!! We need fungi! Fungi the life-line for many plants.Many string-like fungi live tangled up with a plant's roots, and help to pass on nutrients. This benefits the plant as well as the fungus. This is known as a mycorrhizal association. It is a symbiotic relationship.

    BUT, I LIKE MY BLUE CHEESE AND BREAD!!! MOMMIE NEEDS THE PENICILLIN TO FIGHT AGAINST DISEASE!!!

    BUT, THEY DID THIS TO MY HAND AND EYE; THEY"RE DANGEROUS!! Well actually my cousin Arnold slipped on fungi and stabbed me, but IT'S FUNGI'S FAULT!!

    There's no way fungi can be dangerous!! Although they are heterotrophs like us, they are harmless and most exist through saprophytic and symbiotic feeding.

    What about parasitic feeding? What about their parasitic reproduction in those sci-fi movies?

    Yeah, but the majority aren't parasites, and those movies are SCI-FI!! Fungi reproduce through budding in spores in fruiting bodies!!

    Touche... Who are you and how do you know so much?!?!

    My name is actually Gill Gye the Green Science Guy!!

    Fungi are actually only hetertrophic eukaryotic cells with cell walls containing chitin, they are much alike to us and plants!! There is even science devoted to fungi called mycology!!

    IMPOSSIBLE!!! I was so wrong... and you're my uncle!!! WHY?!?!?

    That's it! Back to middle/high school science... GOOD BYE

    Wait... he's my son!! NO!!!!

    Tags:
    Comedy, Science
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