It's all envyThis strip is a reply to BUBBLE BATH !, Cuter Without Pants, Monster Mike Returns (again)
What is that between your legs?
Well son, good of you to ask!
This is called a penis!
And look close 'cause here you see the perfect penis!!
At home in the bathroom
Do you know what this is called?
This is called a penis. And look close, 'cause if it was two inches smaller, it would have been perfect!
At school in the boysroom