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Penguin Assassin

Limericked on 1. Apr, 2011 — Lang: English

Penguin Assassin
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    So I heard you're looking for a penguin.

    No . . . actually I'm not.

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    No need to be coy, ma'am. I'm a professional. Everything is under control now.

    Um...but---

    You will find I am more than proficient with a variety of weapons.

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    Most impressively, I am a master of disguise. Woof.

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    That's really great and everything...it's just that I didn't order a penguin.

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    Aren't you P. Smith?

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    I'm afraid not. I'm just waiting for my boyfriend.

    This conversation never happened.

    Tags:
    Penguin, Humor, English
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