This is a joke I've had for a while and have been waiting to use. Still in a state of meh involving comics. At least I finally finished my first audio book!
Wall by Noonie and characters belong to their rightful creators of themselves.
Hey, wher'es everyone in Inboxarr?
Haven't you heard? Cthulhu Saves the World was released today.
Why would he save the world? Isn't that sacreligious to them?
Not really, you see, Cthulhu's power was sealed and to get them back, he must become a true hero. To destroy the world, you must save it first.
GIVE ME YOUR 360 SO I CAN RETURN LORD CTHULHU BACK TO NORMAL!
Here, take it. And anything else that I may or may not have on it.
That sure was a proud moment of your manhood.
You sure don't know me well enough... that was nothing.
But seriously, I thought you would ask about being able to pull a 360 out of my pocket and why I had it in there for so long.
Nah, that's a whole lot less interesting and fun to mock.