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Side Game: Chthulic Confessional
NooniePuuBunny on 2. Aug, 2010 — Lang: English
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Description
Noonie: My parents...
This strip is a reply to Side Game: Big Boom! Big Boom! err...boom?, Side Game: ANswer My fReakin question!!!!, Side Game: Back Up Coming, Side Game: Intellegent Escape
Noonie: I left to protect them. I staged that fight...
Noonie: ...and I never even got to say a proper good bye.
Noonie: That bastard is going to pay!
Detective Lindsey: WHAT THE HELL?!!
James: Grr!
James: You spoiled little Chthulic princess!!! After all I've done for you, you should show me a little love and respect!!!
Noonie: All you've done for ME?!!
James: This was all for us! Do you think father's death in that wreck was an ACCIDENT?!! I did it so you could be at my side in the church! And with your blowhard father out of the way, they'll forgive you for leaving! And we can change the church, Noonie... Make everything right again!
James: I've got our funds hidden in an overseas account. The cops can't touch us. With your position and mine, the legal system protects us both! What do you say, kiss and make up?
Noonie: Not so fast!
Noonie: The mole provided me with a few interesting pics of you with some of the missing girls...
Noonie: You're finished in the Church
Noonie: Now get the hell out of town while you can...
Noonie: I'd kill you right here and now, but I'm not a murderer like YOU...
Noonie (thought): With James finished and the scheme exposed, there's no need for my actions any longer...
Noonie: Detective, I turn myself in for all my previous acts of vigilanteism.
Noonie: I will provide a full written confession on everything.
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Spunkn unwittingly announced what I was going to plan to do for James' escape anyway (never had time to do it). When those deamonic bombs blew inside the brothel, a few went off in her parents' house, taking care of his last step up to full power in the Chthulic church.
I rolled bad for brains on Noonie's end and she pitched her rod at him in anger. He was able to dodge, but I rolled bad for brains on him twice, leaving him cocky, giving a full confession of what he had done, and a crap reason of why he did it (not the real reason of course, he's a psychotic, so everything he does is always someone else's fault).
The mole had provided a few surprises to Noonie in that little packet of info, destroying his ties with the Church completely. With James gone and out of the way in hiding, and the child prostitution ring exposed, Noonie turns herself in, no longer needing to engage in the war on crime.
Mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQo6BihGHow&feature=relatedTranscript
ExpandSTOP! You are all under arrest, Conspiracy to commit murder, gang activity, vigilanteism, Child prostitution, Arson, and manslaughter. Come now Detective, you know very well that I have diplomatic immunity. Noonie
Brains: 5 We'll see what the judge says about your... I'm the standing High Priest, so there's nothing you can... That bastard is going to pay! Noonie
Strength: 3
Skill: 1 James
Skill: 4 WHAT THE HELL?!! Grr! James
Brains: 6 You spoiled little Chthulic princess!!! After all I've done for you, you should show me a little love and respect!!! All you've done for ME?!! This was all for us! Do you think father's death in that wreck was an ACCIDENT?!! I did it so you could be at my side in the church! And with your blowhard father out of the way, they'll forgive you for leaving! And we can change the church, Noonie... Make everything right again! James
Brains: 5 I've got our funds hidden in an overseas account. The cops can't touch us. With your position and mine, the legal system protects us both! What do you say, kiss and make up? Noonie
Brains: 1 The mole provided me with a few interesting pics of you with some of the missing girls... Not so fast! You're finished in the Church I'd kill you right here and now, but I'm not a murderer like YOU... Now get the hell out of town while you can... My parents... I left to protect them. I staged that fight... ...and I never even got to say a proper good bye. Detective, I turn myself in for all my previous acts of vigilanteism. I will provide a full written confession on everything. With James finished and the scheme exposed, there's no need for my actions any longer...
Comments
@zim: Chthulism - the direct worship of Chthulu (who else would a bunch of tentacle hentai rejects worship? Its either that, or follow whatever the hell they worship in Bible Black)
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