Nemisises? Nemisi? Nemisissy?
APM. APM. APM. APM. APM. APM. Ah-HA! Found you!! Alright pal, you’ve got some explaining to do.. who the heck are you??? I am… Accident proof man!! dun... Dun... DUH!!! What the hell was that? Dramatic sound effects… I carry around a sound effect machine just in case. Yes.. I am accident proof. I’ve never once stepped on a nail, scraped my knee, cut my finger or hit my thumb with a hammer. I figured that if I existed there must be an opposite, someone so prone to accidents that dress up in a silly outfit and get hurt in ridiculous ways. My nemesis. Just like in a comic book… Or Unbreakable by M. Night Shyamalan. This entire story arc is a total rip off.