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P for Penguin

ogto on 9. Jul, 2010 — Lang: English

P for Penguin

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    mass media is a bitch.

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    I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! I'm not gonna fucking take this coffee with two sugars and no milk! One sugar AND milk! Fuck! How hard is it?!? And where the fuck is my copy?! I go on in five and I don't have my fucking copy! Here's the copy, sir. And a new coffee. You're on in three. 'Bout fucking time.
    If they don't fix the promter soon, I'm gonna start wiping my ass with the copy , ON AIR! We're on in: 5... 4... 3... What is this crap? "Vigillante"? "Heroic"? Who writes this shit?
    Fucking menace, whole world's gone mad... Good evening, this is Bill Howardson for BAM News. Our top story tonight, the recent wave of vigilante killings continue. Notable criminals with ties to the local crime ring are being picked off one by one by the shadowy penguin figure. The Police have no leads as of yet. 'Heroic' or 'dangerous'? You decide. But first, a word from our sponsors... And we're out! This fucking coffee still has NO milk! double click to write...

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    P for Penguin, paranoikue, ogto, penguin, Bill Howardson, spoof, news, media
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