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Am I gonna kill you?

Flamingdeath on 22. Jun, 2010 — Lang: English

Am I gonna kill you?
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    It's a sad truth isn't it?

    This strip is a reply to Your Cat Wants to Kill You !



    How to tell if I'M plotting to kill you. I just start hanging around for no reason. You start noticing me giving menacing looks. I start falling asleep at your feet and you get distracted. I start following you around. Eating killed birds in front of you.Now I'm warning you. Clawing at your face while I pretend to be asleep. I start shooting evil smiles your way. i just seem more inoccent than I probably am. Your phones can't call 911,the locks on the house have been changed,you can't find your gun or camra,someone drained your bank acount,you can't send or recive mail,and your computer has a virus.

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