Terrorist and 2 ophthalmologists
anonymous on 22. May, 2010 — Lang: English
This is a joke about Glaucoma doctors being the cerebral calculating type whereas Vitreo-Retinal surgeons just want to cut eyes open and dread the thought of a 1 hour glaucoma lecture.
TERRORIST: What have we got here? Two ophthalmologists. I'll kill both of ya, but I'll grant you one final wish. GLAUCOMA SURGEON: I've spent years of my life on this project and I have a 1hr lecture to give at the World Glaucoma Congress. Can you please let me record it on tape before killing me? Sure thing. And you? VR SURGEON: Good God! I don't want anything, buddy. Just kill me before the glaucoma lecture.