Stripview

34 ThumbsUp

William Shatner

Spunkn on 16. May, 2010 — Lang: English

William Shatner

  • Description

    Strip text:
    Starring: Spunkn
    Trekkie
    Shatner
    Trekkie: Who is the best starship captain? What's your pick?
    Spunkn: Your nerdy question makes me sick!
    Spunkn: WILLIAM SHATNER!
    Trekkie: Don't you mean Captain Kirk?
    Spunkn: NO! I mean Shatner you geeky jerk!
    I'd say " Mr. Shatner, would you lead a starship voyage into space?"
    He'd just rip his shirt, and punch me in the face!
    Then he'd scream KAHN from the bottom of his soul,
    Then engage me in a death match using a flag pole!
    After defeating me he would toss the pole to the side.
    He'd shake my hand and say...
    Shatner: I'll take... THIS... position with... GREAT...PRIDE!

    *I'm back! I don't like Star Trek, but I do like William Shatner! I think that he should be the star of every movie! Just think of your favourite movie, now put Shatner in the lead role, SO much better! It wasn't easy trying to type up the Shatner dramatic pause, but I hope this gets the point across!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4

    Transcript

    Expand

    Who is the best starship captain? What's your pick? Your nerdy question makes me sick! WILLIAM SHATNER Don't you mean Captain Kirk? NO! I mean Shatner you geeky jerk! I'd say " Mr. Shatner, would you lead a starship voyage into space?" He'd just rip his shirt, and punch me in the face! Then he'd scream KAHN from the bottom of his soul,
    Then engage me in a death match using a flag pole! I'll take... THIS... position with... GREAT...PRIDE! He'd shake my hand and say... After defeating me he would toss the pole to the side. KAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN! STARRING: Spunkn Trekkie Shatner

    Tags:
    Spunkn
Sign in or register to comment.

Comments

Displaying 20 out of 36 comments Show me earlier comments