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Dr. Tooth Part 1: Tooth House

SnakeYukin on 24. Apr, 2010 — Lang: English

Dr. Tooth Part 1:  Tooth House
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    Friend 1: We're here at last guys. The place for the party.
    Stephen: Where is here?
    Friend 1: You mean you don't know. Then I'll tell you.

    Friend 1: This is Tooth House!
    Stephen: It doesn't look like a tooth.
    Friend 1: No, but it belonged to Dr. Tooth.

    Friend 1: Dr. Tooth was a mad dentist. After losing his job for taking people's teeth for no reason, he went around, killing people with the tools of his trade. He was later shot down in this house. It is said he haunts it to this day.

    Stephen: Well, in that case, I'm leaving. I know the plot line that'll develop from here.
    Friend: Go right ahead you pansy.

    Guy: Hey, wanna have sex?
    Girl: Can't you think of a better line?
    Guy: We don't have the budget for a better writer.
    Girl: Fine.

    Girl: Are you sure no one will come in?
    Guy: The door's locked and I put a chair against it.

    SFX: BWAWAWA SSSHHH AAAAHHH!
    Girl: What's that?
    Guy: It's just my phone. No one I know.

    Guy: Oh baby!
    Girl: I haven't done anything.

    Girl: It's so cute you're tickling the back of my head.
    Guy: I don't have fingers. How can I do that?

    Guy: OH MY GOD! I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE!

    Guy: MY GOD! I LOCKED IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!

    Guy: OH GOD!

    Passer by: They're having a good time.
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    *Bad joke comin'!* Well, it looks like they both got drilled. That's what it is in case you can't tell... avoiding the fact that a dentist's drill wouldn't be that big. Anyways, I'm trying to involve several cliches in the horror genre. Though I'm not sure the story will be "bad"!

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    We're here at last guys. The place for the party. Where is here? You mean you don't know. Then I'll tell you. This is Tooth House! It doesn't look like a tooth. No, but it belonged to Dr. Tooth. Dr. Tooth was a mad dentist. After losing his job for taking people's teeth for no reason, he went around, killing people with the tools of his trade. He was later shot down in this house. It is said he haunts it to this day. Well, in that case, I'm leaving. I know the plot line that'll develop from here. Go right ahead you pansy. Hey, wanna have sex? Can't you think of a better line? We don't have the budget for a better writer. Fine. Are you sure no one will come in? The door's locked and I put a chair against it. BWAWAWA SSSHHH AAAAHHH! What's that? It's just my phone. No one I know. Oh baby! I haven't done anything. It's so cute you're tickling the back of my head. I don't have fingers. How can I do that? OH MY GOD! I'M GETTIN' OUT OF HERE! MY GOD! I LOCKED IT FROM THE OUTSIDE! OH GOD! They're having a good time.

    Tags:
    Sex, Dr., Tooth, Doctor, House, Parody, Horror, Slasher, Thriller, Haunted, Mansion, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, Lindsey, SnakeYukin, Love
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