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Chuck Norris and His Rampaging Mullet

Babelincoln on 19. Apr, 2010 — Lang: English

Chuck Norris and His Rampaging Mullet
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    Chuck Norris Facts:

    When Chuck Norris does push-ups he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the world down.

    They once named a street "Chuck Norris", but had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

    Under Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

    Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Waldo at all times.

    When the buggyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

    When Arnold says "i'll be back" in the terminator movies it is implied he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass - at night.

    Chuck Norris once ate a whole birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

    There is no theory of evolution - just creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

    Chuck Norris once ate a 72 ounce steak in an hour - he spent the first 59 minutes banging the waitress.

    Some people kill 2 birds with one stone, Chuck Norris kills ALL birds with 2 stones.

    When Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

    This strip is a reply to Disco Dom's Last Words, Disco Dom 18 - Celebrate
    Tags:
    Chuck, Norris, Mullet
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