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Commercial Break #1

SnakeYukin on 24. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

Commercial Break #1

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    Personality: Do you hate a group of people and want them dead?
    Person: Yes.
    Personality: Or want to take over the world.
    Person: Yes.

    It's big, long, hard, and censored.
    Personality: Then you want our cock blaster. It can blow a load a mile in diameter and it is cleverly disguised as a cock. So people will just think you're making porn.
    Text: Warning: Do not point at face.
    Each blast requires a charge, but multiple ones in a day will increasingly take longer to achieve charged status.
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    I have no idea how this came up... but enjoy the commercial.

    This strip is a reply to Katze VS Hund: Light Effects

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    Do you hate a group of people and want them dead? Yes. Or want to take over the world. Yes. It's big, long, hard, and censored. Then you want our cock blaster. It can blow a load a mile in diameter and it is cleverly disguised as a cock. So people will just think you're making porn. Warning: Do not point at face.

    Each blast requires a charge, but multiple ones in a day will increasingly take longer to achieve charged status.

    Tags:
    Commercial, Break, Cock, Penis, Private, Weapons, of, Mass, Destruction, WMD, Murder, Mayham, World, big, long, hard, censored, innuendo, sex, dirty, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin
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  • Shizzle
    Flash 27.3.2010
    Haha
  • God
    Maoriman 25.3.2010
    Spunkin we could use this to get rid of pesky sheep...
  • Fiddler
    DelkamonKaos 24.3.2010
    *shakes head* lol
  • Shizzle
    kennyreid 24.3.2010
    ewwwwwwwwwwww
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 24.3.2010
    @Spunkn: omg. thats hilarious!
  • God
    Spunkn 24.3.2010
    <-_0> Hi there, Vince from ShamWow here! Today I'm pushing the Slap C**k! Are you tired of messy plasma cannons that don't quite go the distance? Order today and we'll throw in a rubber Slap C**k protector! That's not all, call in the next 20 minutes and you'll get the Sawed off version absolutely free, absolutely kosher! Call now! <-_0>
  • God
    Ambrosius77 24.3.2010
    It was enlarged in 4 weeks to so huge? :D
  • God
    bluesockmonkey 24.3.2010
    hahahahaha!! if we order now, do we get a second free?
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 24.3.2010
    "Warning: Do Not Point At Face" ehehehe
  • God
    Spunkn 24.3.2010
    Hahaha! Well sir, That's hilarious! There is definitely a market for this, mostly people who drive Hummers!
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 24.3.2010
    WOW! Heavy artillery ;)

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