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Rap Battle Part 7: Time to Vote

SnakeYukin on 22. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

Rap Battle Part 7: Time to Vote

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    MC: DJ! Spin that shit!

    Tell me doc, what's the problem with your beat being on repeat?
    They get it, I'm white, your black, and me beating you is a feat.
    (Oooh!)

    Though I must say, what's an Oreo doin' in our Ritz Box?
    You tasted bad, got mad, and joined us in our cracker box doc.
    (Oooh!)

    And you're right, I am crazy, even more so than that Slim Shady,
    First time you've been right since leaving Devry University.

    And what's up with that get up, looking like the getto Darth Vader,
    You need to be shot with a laser, not a phaser, sooner or later.
    (Oooh!)

    Why's your grin fadin' as I continue rhymin' per line'a?
    I'll eviscerate you like the Ghost Busters did with Slimmer.
    (Oooh!)

    I'm tired of everyone's poor dissin' and sayin' I can't rap,
    My rhymin', spittin', and dissin' is way better than your crap.

    You know what, here, take the mic back, you seem to need a second chance,
    Diss on something more than my color and avoid that same old dance.
    (Oooh! Snake! Snake!)

    MC: Woah! This is close! It'll come down to a vote.
    Crowd: "Snake!" or "Pain!"

    Text: The final vote comes down to you. Who had the best lines and did the best dissin'?
    Stephen "SnakeYukin" Lindsey or Dr. Pain?
    Cracker or Oreo?
    __________________________________________________________________________________

    Yep... I'm letting my fake rap battle fate come down to you. Who was better?

    Please leave a comment saying whose rap you liked better... or so that I can infer it.

    This strip is a reply to Rap Battle Part 6: Dr. Pain

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    DJ! Spin that shit! Tell me doc, what's the problem with your beat being on repeat?
    They get it, I'm white, your black, and me beating you is a feat. Oooh! Though I must say, what's an Oreo doin' in our Ritz Box?
    You tasted bad, got mad, and joined us in our cracker box doc. Oooh! And you're right, I am crazy, even more so than that Slim Shady,
    First time you've been right since leaving Devry University. And what's up with that get up, looking like the getto Darth Vader,
    You need to be shot with a laser, not a phaser, sooner or later. Oooh! Why's your grin fadin' as I continue rhymin' per line'a?
    I'll evicerate you like the Ghost Busters did with Slimmer. Oooh! I'm tired of everyone's poor dissin' and sayin' I can't rap,
    My rhymin', spittin', and dissin' is way better than your crap. You know what, here, take the mic back, you seem to need a second chance,
    Diss on something more than my color and avoid that same old dance. Oooh! Snake! Snake! Woah! This is close! It'll come down to a vote. Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake! Snake! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! The final vote comes down to you. Who had the best lines and did the best dissin'?

    Stephen "SnakeYukin" Lindsey or Dr. Pain?

    Cracker or Oreo?

    Tags:
    Rap, Battle, Fight, Song, Rhyme, Rapping, Mic, Microphone, MC, Sex, Mom, Offensive, Skull, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin, Lindsey, Darth, Vader, Laser, Phaser, Star, Wars, Trek, Oreo, Cracker, Ritz, Box, Dr., Doctor, Pain, doc, white, black, Eminem, SLim, Shady, Devry, University, College, Diss
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