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Rap Battle Part 5: I'll Squash You

SnakeYukin on 16. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

Rap Battle Part 5: I'll Squash You

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    MC: A'ight DJ, spin that shit!

    Black Widow, more like hit a window, your venom is lacking,
    Slacking, I'm the big bad mad Snake and my venom is packing.
    (*Crowd cheering*)


    Remember that line and rhyme in which you called me queer?
    It's old like the common cold, but never caught in your career,

    You're looking for something like George Bush did with Iraq,
    Keep searchin' and lookin', but all I spy is a quack
    (*Crowd cheering*)

    I'm new to this game, thanks for givin' me an extra life,
    I'm Link to your Ganon, I'll kill you with my little knife.
    (*Crowd cheering*)

    Look at you, thinking you're in high school with that dress on,
    How sad, don't be mad, thinking tonight was the prom,

    Or are you looking for a white knight during this fight?
    I'm white, but no knight, and I don't see one anywhere in sight.
    (*Crowd cheering*)

    Let's do this again and you can diss me till your face is blue,
    Just if you do, don't give the mic to me or I'll squash you.
    Crowd: Snake! Snake! Snake!
    Crowd: Snake! Snake! Snake!

    MC: Oh snap! I think it's unanimous. Snake is moving on.
    Stephen: Time to read that book now.
    Crowd: Snake! Snake! Snake!

    MC: As one of the other rappers left, we'll start the finals now.
    Stephen: Fuck!

    MC: The final round: Snake Yukin against Dr. Pain!
    Stephen: This won't go so well.

    It's time for the final battle!
    Who will win?
    White or Black?
    Cracker or... not cracker?
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Yeah... that rap/rhyme is a lot better than the previous ones. Go finishing "the Rapper's Handbook" and understanding how raps flow a lot better. Though mine still could use some improving.

    Also, I know that "on" and "prom" don't exactly rhyme. They aren't "perfect rhymes" but are "slant rhymes" look it up if you want to know. Opens up some things I used to not think of.

    This strip is a reply to Rap Battle Part 4: The Second Rap

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    A'ight, DJ, spin that shit! Black Widow, more like hit a window, your venom is lacking,
    Slacking, I'm the big bad mad Snake and my venom is packing. Remember that line and rhyme in which you called me queer?
    It's old like the common cold, but never caught in your career, (*Crowd cheering*) You're looking for something like George Bush did with Iraq,
    Keep searchin' and lookin', but all I spy is a quack (*Crowd cheering*) I'm new to this game, thanks for givin' me an extra life,
    I'm Link to your Ganon, I'll kill you with my little knife.
    (*Crowd cheering*) Look at you, thinking you're in high school with that dress on,
    How sad, don't be mad, thinking tonight was the prom, Or are you looking for a white knight during this fight?
    I'm white, but no knight, and I don't see one anywhere in sight. (*Crowd cheering*) Let's do this again and you can diss me till your face is blue,
    Just if you do, don't give the mic to me or I'll squash you. Snake! Snake! Snake! Oh snap! I think it's unanimous. Snake is moving on. Snake! Snake! Snake! Time to read that book now. As one of the other rappers left, we'll start the finals now. Fuck! The final round: Snake Yukin against Dr. Pain! This won't go so well. It's time for the final battle!

    Who will win?

    White or Black?

    Cracker or... not cracker?

    Tags:
    Rap, Battle, Fight, Song, Rhyme, Rapping, Mic, Microphone, MC, Sex, Mom, Offensive, Skull, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin, Lindsey, Guide, Book, Black, Widow, Second, Game, Woman, Sleazy, Zelda, Ganon, Ganondorf, Link, Cracker, Dr. Pain, Pain, Doctor, Dr.
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  • Emperor
    Brezhoneg 23.3.2010
    ^^
  • King
    Raspotin 21.3.2010
    You did a hell of a rhyme right there, dude!
  • Shizzle
    Flash 20.3.2010
    Time for the big stuff!!
  • God
    MadameCercle 16.3.2010
    Beau jeu !
  • Shizzle
    dawg123 16.3.2010
    Haha didnt have time to read the book and I bet Dr.Pain will bring a badass rhyme but hope Snake can out do it
  • God
    NooniePuuBunny 16.3.2010
    woo hoo (love the tags btw)
  • Shizzle
    Dorota 16.3.2010
    I am not a fan of rap, but I am keeping my fingers crossed.
  • Bwana
    shod0001 16.3.2010
    nice you did your home work and it payed off
  • God
    Spunkn 16.3.2010
    Nice rapping! I laughed at the Link/Ganon thing!
    @JZeno: am I really so outdated?
  • Shizzle
    jZeno 16.3.2010
    oh yeah, slant rhyme its the way to go. direct rhyme is played out since the 19th century.
  • God
    Maoriman 16.3.2010
    I think Snake may have been a little lucky against the black widow... I would've voted for her... but then I'm a poly so what do I know about RAP...
  • God
    bluesockmonkey 16.3.2010
    pronounced improperly, everything rhymes...
  • Shizzle
    Flamingdeath 16.3.2010
    o man!You better think on your feet dude!Just remember the three D's:disrespect,direct,and DAMN!
  • Fiddler
    DelkamonKaos 16.3.2010
    SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE!

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