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Rap Battle Part 4: The Second Rap

SnakeYukin on 15. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

Rap Battle Part 4: The Second Rap

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    Stephen: Well, I guess I get to use that other book I got for free online. "The Rapper's Handbook."

    Person: Hey Snake! You up again!
    Stephen: There went that plan.

    MC: Yo! Quiet it down! We have the first semi-final round. We have Snake Yukin against the Black Widow. As we have a woman, she gets to call the toss: so call it it.

    MC: And it's heads! Snake, who goes first.
    Stephen: Ladies first.

    MC: Alright, Black Widow, you're up! DJ, spin that shit!

    I bet this guy thinks he's getting off easy,
    I'm a woman and I bet he thinks I'm sleazy,
    But I'm not the one who gets a dick every night,
    That's right, I said it, and you'll be gettin' more tonight.

    So before you can go back and get fucked in the ass,
    It's time for your lesson, time to see if you spaz.

    You're rhyming is elementary,
    How you beat Banana Man is a mystery,
    If you think you can beat me, you must be crazy,
    Hazy? Let me explain it Daisy.

    I've been in more battles than games you've played,
    This is real, not some game you and your friends made,
    Exit the stage now, unless you want to be my personal maid!

    MC: Woah! Not bad, not bad! Alright, Snake, it's your turn.
    Crowd: Widow! Widow! Widow!

    Stephen: Alright... here's hoping this goes well.
    __________________________________________________________________

    And the second rap begins. Also, that book is real... I somehow came across it today.

    This strip is a reply to Rap Battle Part 3: Idiots Guide

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    Well, I guess I get to use that other book I got for free online. "The Rapper's Handbook." Hey Snake! You up again! There went that plan. Yo! Quiet it down! We have the first semi-final round. We have Snake Yukin against the Black Widow. As we have a woman, she gets to call the toss: so call it it. And it's heads! Snake, who goes first? Ladies first. Alright, Black Widow, you're up! DJ, spin that shit! I bet this guy thinks he's getting off easy,
    I'm a woman and I bet he thinks I'm sleazy,
    But I'm not the one who gets a dick every night,
    That's right, I said it, and you'll be gettin' more tonight. So before you can go back and get fucked in the ass,
    It's time for your lesson, time to see if you spaz. You're rhyming is elementary,
    How you beat Banana Man is a mystery, If you think you can beat me, you must be crazy,
    Hazy? Let me explain it Daisy. I've been in more battles than games you've played,
    This is real, not some game you and your friends made,
    Exit the stage now, unless you want to be my personal maid! Woah! Not bad, not bad! Alright, Snake, it's your turn. Alright... here's hoping this goes well. Widow! Widow! Widow!

    Tags:
    Rap, Battle, Fight, Song, Rhyme, Rapping, Mic, Microphone, MC, Sex, Mom, Offensive, Skull, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin, Lindsey, Guide, Book, Black, Widow, Second, Game, Woman, Sleazy
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