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Rap Battle Part 3: Idiots Guide

SnakeYukin on 14. Mar, 2010 — Lang: English

Rap Battle Part 3:  Idiots Guide
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    Phew, somehow I won. There's three more matches left before I'm up again. I should probably prepare for this.

    Using the giant version of the "Idiots Guide to Rapping and Rap Battles".

    Before going into rap and especially before going into a rap battle, these are a few questions you need to ask yourself.
    1.) Can you create any rhymes?

    Yes... Yes I can.

    Good... good. Now
    2.) Are you white?

    Uhm...

    Well...

    Yeah.

    Then you're screwed... unless your Eminem that is.

    Hey, you're suppose to be helping me!

    Alright fine...
    For the rest of the lesson read the second book.

    Man... I knew I shouldn't have gotten this book.
    _____________________________________________________________________

    That's what I get for looking for some help... in a book. What has a book done for me recently?

    This strip is a reply to Rap Battle Part 2: Chocking? No!

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    Phew, somehow I won. There's three more matches left before I'm up again. I should probably prepare for this. Idiots Guide
    To
    Rapping &
    Rap Battles Using the giant version of the "Idiots Guide to Rapping and Rap Battles". Before going into rap and especially before going into a rap battle, these are a few questions you need to ask yourself.





    1.) Can you create any rhymes? Yes... Yes I can. Good... good. Now


    2.) Are you white? Uhm... Well... Yeah. Then you're screwed... unless your Eminem that is. Hey, you're suppose to be helping me! Alright fine...



    For the rest of the lesson read the second book. Man... I knew I shouldn't have gotten this book.

    Tags:
    Rap, Battle, Fight, Song, Rhyme, Rapping, Mic, Microphone, MC, Sex, Mom, Offensive, Skull, Stephen, Snake, Yukin, SnakeYukin, Lindsey, Idiots, Guide, Book
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Comments

  • Flash 20.3.2010
    Gay book!!
  • Maoriman 16.3.2010
    Hahahaha great stuff... I want that book...
  • MadameCercle 14.3.2010
    Fameuse présentation.
  • dawg123 14.3.2010
    Haha stupid book it just ripped you off
  • Dorota 14.3.2010
    cool cap! ;D
  • NooniePuuBunny 14.3.2010
    the idiots guide: just watered down enough to tell you the basics.
  • jZeno 14.3.2010
    whoa, that book sure tells it straight, gotta admire them on not hiding anything... i like doll's suggestion > ] stanky leg time > D
  • Doll 14.3.2010
    All you have to do is sing about... sex, drugs, violence, and come up with a clever hook to get girls to dance to it. like... drop it like it hot or do the stanky leg, or shake it like a salt shaker. And WALLA! Sucsess. Wait...what's a rap battle?
  • Flamingdeath 14.3.2010
    DUDE!He's my advice:come up with words that rhyme with swear words,listen to Eminem,any create the rest of your rap.
  • bluesockmonkey 14.3.2010
    didn't the book at least come with a DVD or CD??!!! cheap publishers!
  • Spunkn 14.3.2010
    What a great marketing strategy! Insult your target audience and then make them buy another one!

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